I figured I better post it now or I will forget to later once the holidays come! Plus, I'm really proud of it! I told Shinji I would make it sappy....and I started one that WAS sappy...but..it somehow morphed into this....enjoy.

Enter the contest! Deadline is only Dec. 31!

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The Friend Request

Hello there! You don't know me, but I would like to know you!

So I sent you a friend request on FaceBook about a quarter after two.

I checked FaceBook every second to see if you accepted me,

It took you a few days, but you finally accepted around half past three.

Now your profile is open, I can look at all your stuff!

Your friends, your quotes, pictures of your dog all dressed up.

I'll 'like' everything you post. every comment, status, or pic.

I'll like everything on your profile, even if you posted a status about taking a sh*t.

You've never talked to me before, only seen me around school once or twice,

but I'll act like we've been friends forever and will be friends 'til the world ends by fire or ice.

Whenever I see you online, i'll "poke" and try to chat with you.

If you ignore me it's okay, I'll just keep im'ing, "Hey, why don't you type, too? "

I'll send you brownies on Cafe World, or horses on Farmville.

I'll ask you for ridiculous things like gears, wood, or flowers for my hill.

I'll tag you as a family member, my father, sis, or mother.

I'll say we're in a relationship but it's complicated because you slept with my brother.

I went on today and tried to check your status, but your profile would not come up,

It's okay though, it obviously must be FaceBook that is corrupt.

I know you wouldn't block me, right? Because we're such good friends?

I wish I could view your profile...is this really how it ends?

You blocked me on FaceBook? Well, you've done it now.

 Don't worry, I'll still be your friend, i'll always be your friend, someway, somehow.

 I saw you at your locker, talking to your clique,

I saw you buy a lollipop, and then proceed to lick.

 I saw you outside your house, mowing the lawn with ease,

 I saw you running around town, enjoying the nice autumn Breeze.

 I saw you on FaceBook today, posting "Happy Birthday" on my friends wall,

 Maybe if I 'like' the post and comment on it 50 times, we'll be friends again once and for all.

Well, Nagato...Here is part 1 for you!

Nagato188,

I think that you are great,

I’m sorry I started your Christmas gift so late,

I just love to procrastinate.

Nagato188,

Just let me state,

That if I could, I would Rate,

Your personally far beyond an 8.

65pmblair,

Was picked by Jose’s sorting hat with care,

To make you a Christmas card where,

It would have anything you wanted on there.

Nagato,

I want you to know,

I’m still working on your card, so,

I made you this poem. (Hey! Jose never gave poems a "no")

Nagato188,

I swear your accent could make me faint,

Turn pure evil into a heavenly saint,

Make any girl swoon on a date!...

..(or boy)

Little Russian Boy,

You fill the MyIGN community with Joy,

I hope Santa will bring you a nice toy,

(Add something in this line to rhyme with –oy.)

Merry Christmas to you,

Nagato 188,

Take my advice, if you are making a gift, too…

Don’t procrastinate.

Real Name: Blair

Age: 17

From: Pennsylvania

Race: Thievious Raccoonus

Nicknames: On IGN: "Dude" "Blairinator" "BlairBear" In Real Life: "Wormy"

Personality: I like to think i'm funny, even though at times I don't think I am I'm easily excited, the littlest things can make me happy, and I love making others feel good when they are down in the dumps.

Username: 65pmblair

Reason behind username?: Don't know, really. I just recall making a Nickelodeon account when I was younger and having my dad type "65pmblair" in for me.

Gaming Background: Sly Cooper, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Prof. Layton, Nancy Drew, Legend Of Zelda, and Others.

Best friend on MyIGN: Pssh, I love all my friends equally. <3 (ZeldaRacer, I would say you, because I know you IRL, but you are mean to me. So....no.)

MyIGN crush: Hmm...MissMercyJust I believe. She is such a sweetie and loves my poetry!

Hobbies: Writing, Playing videogames, Saxophoning, Blogging, Ranting, Not Sleeping, Typing to GodOfMoogles or GG telling them to sleep already...

Fetishes: ....*cough*...As UnderStandout would say, I'm underage.

Pets: 1 Cat (Bobby) 3 Doggies (Billie jean, Rocky, Harley) 5 Chinchillas (Gizmo, Missy, Houdini, Cosmo, Charlie) 1 Very annoying african bird thing (Bow)

Children: 4,567 (All Named Sly and Carmelita)

Diseases: Senioritis.

Catchphrases:  I...don't think I have any. Do I, people reading this post?

Pet Peeves: Peeple who dunt no how to speel veery gewd.

Favorite games:  Sly Cooper, Nancy drews, Parasite eve, shining force, Rogue Trip, Ratchet and Clank, and The Sims.

Favorite console: PS1/PS2

Favorite genre: Fiction. Oh, are we not talking about books?

Favorite number: 65 Duh.

Favorite color: PURPLE!

Favorite food: The edible kind...Especially Lasagna.

Favorite dessert: Ice Cream.

Favorite drink(s): Tea (Sweet or Otherwise), Mountain Dew: Code Red, and Wild Cherry Pepsi.

Favorite movie(s): The Labyrinth, Harry Potter, The Wizard Of Oz, and This Is Spinal Tap. There are more, but I don't feel like listing all of them.

Favorite celebrity(s): JUSTIN BIEBER! *squeals like a little girl* Actually, I prefer Jim Carrey, Johnny Depp, Or John Travolta. <3

Favorite music: The kind I can hear :3

Favorite show(s): Family Guy, How It's Made, Mythbusters, Futurama, Spongebob Squarepants, Dirty Jobs, That random religious channel I wake up to every morning and I think it's a sign from God telling me to go to church more, and NCIS.

 AND HERE IS MAI XMAS LIST

And what do YOU want for christmas, Little Children? I know santa, I'll put in a good word for you.

Here you go ! (Bonus points to anyone who can tell me WHAT game is in my stocking!) Merry Christmas, MyIGN <3

also, i'll have you know I had to record this like 50 times because it kept saying "I'm sorry, your file is TOO big! Please lay off the christmas cookies! Have a nice day, Blair."

ENJOY!

(If it seems like i'm whispering, I am. Everyone was asleep at this time!)

Well, i'm off to frolic around the cookie table...Goodbye everyone!

Sorry for the delayed publishing, I've been having a crap load of internet and laptop issues lately that starting this wasn't even on my agenda. Well, here's part 5 everyone!

PART 1!

PART 2!

PART 3!

PART 4!

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After we all got distracted by fighting over a cookie...*munchmunchmunch*...we went down the yellow-coined road once again to the wonderful land of Oz! No more surprises? I sure hope not.

Suprises? No way! When we reached what my fellow companions told me was, "The Pokemon Emerald City", why wouldn't we encounter a complication just trying to open the city door?

*knock knock*

A strange logo appeared on a black screen on the door...it said, "Please Press The Start Button To Enter."

So, I pushed the start button on my Ruby Controller.

*push*

Nothing happened. I pushed it again, this time with great impatience..

*PUSH*

A (Wild) Message appeared on the screen! "Error: Disc could not be read."

At this point, I just had "The Murray" ram into the door with his gigantic body, and we strolled on inside. We were welcomed by tons of people rushing towards us, taking us away, while singing about how they Laugh and Sing in their land...i'll really hate school choir if I ever return home.

After they shined bentley's wheelchair, polished Sly's Cane, and Re-stuffed Murray's tummy, we were off to see "The Great and Powerful Wizard".....However...

"Look! It's the wicked witch of the Square Key! And she just wrote a new status update on FaceBook!"

Neyla says, "LMS and I'll rate you Also, SURRENDER BLAIR!"

I wonder what she would rate me...but that's not the issue now. Surrender?! Never! We hurried down some corridors  to the Wizards Chamber. All around were Club Nintendo posters, a Fog Machine, a flat-screen television, and other objects in any gamers paradise...

We were too busy 'geeking' out to notice the giant head pop up behind us.

"WHO DARE BOTHER THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD?"

All four of us were so startled we almost lost our trousers! Er...well the other three don't wear pants....but anyway...

"SPEAK NOW! WHO ARE YOU?"

I step forward first.

"Tis I, Great one. Blair, of Pennsylvania! I wish to ask you-"

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU ARE HERE!"

"Then...WHY DID YOU ASK ME?!"

So, the wizard called each of us by name, told us what we already knew, and then proceeded to tell us that the ONLY way he would even consider helping us would be if, in exchange for his services, we brought him the witch's Whip...

"Bring me the witch's whip! and I shall grant your requests!"

And here I thought this journey was going to be as easy as beating Bongo Bongo in Ocarina Of Time...

To Be Continued

Alright, So FreddyFragGrenade decided to pass this story-torch onto me, for my....amazing....wonderful....idk I guess no one else wanted it. Anyway! Here is...PART 2! Enjoy

Part 1

"COME TO ME RACCOON...WHY WON'T YOU COME TO ME?!" I've been staring at that majestic gray and black creature for decades now...and he just stares right back...with the black beady eyes....SOULESS,BLACK,BEADY,EYES. The stare-down continued until I saw this strange boy run past me with such haste I thought he was heading for the port-o-john at the back of the store, but dashed into the "Soap and Other Bodily Products to Make You Squeak" Aisle. I followed him.

I was curious to see what exactly he would pick up. Ointment for Grandmother? Bunion Cream for Uncle Ted? Some Anger-Away pills for a Unicorn? No...he rolled, (literally, ROLLED) into the aisle for the soap!

 Well, That was fun. I headed back to my aisle to stare at the raccoon some more, to find he was gone! Even worse, I heard the cries of a boy in trouble from outside! I dashed outside to see this strange boy rolling around crying. Clutching his head between his hands and screaming "MY SOAP! MY SOAP!" Some bystanders came over during the scene and laughed at him, one even shouted "I"M EGYPTIAN!....Love me." At him...although I do not know why...

I reached down to pull the boy up and took him to my car. You know, the white one with a spray painted lollipop on it? Anyway, here was our conversation:

"What's wrong, little boy?"

"NINJA CAME AND TOOK MY SOAP!"

"Well, let's kick his ass."

"OKAY!"

*hug*

*hug*

*****Hugs are the furthest I can say due to age differences and law enforcement******

We searched high and low for the ninja, and we finally found him back inside the store in the "No Ninjas Here...well...maybe one" Aisle. We grabbed our light-sabers and smacked him in the booty a few times until it caught on fire and one of the costumers pointed and shouted "OMG! I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE A SWAPNOTE PICTURE ABOUT THAT! after I play with my LoZ shield "

As the boy and I celebrated, we noticed something about the ninja. He was clean. TOO clean. Why would He need the boys soap?! That's when it hit me...

We have the wrong Ninja...

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Soooooo, now I get to pick a victim, worthy IGN-er to make part 3? AWESOME! Who shalt it be? Thee? :3 We shall see!

Can You find These IGN-ers in this story?!

Umadbroooo

Egyptianbeast24

Kiralight150

Hello, everyone. I've missed you terribly, but I have good news. Let me start off by explaining WHY I haven't been on as much. For one thing, my laptop rebelled against me and crashed every 5 seconds or just wouldn't let me onto the interwebz. However, after weeks of trying to "fix it" I decided to just set it back to factory settings, (Deleting my saved-game data...may it R.I.P.) and now it works like a charm! No more laggy-ness like a slowpoke or confusion like a psyduck. (let it be known my computer is saying "Psyduck" should be spelled like "Duck Pins" WHAT A KINKY LAPTOP!)

Also, i've been getting "sassy" a lot with my mother apparently. (as JoseOmatic would say) and i've been trying to stay on her "good side" by doing everything she wants me to do (Laundry, Cooking, Babysitting, Cleaning, etc) so she can be a happy-Blair-mom-face. So far, all is well. For now. O_O

Anyway, I'd like to end this blog with a little poem I'm about to make up. I've missed you all so much, and I can tell by wall posts that you've missed me, and that just makes my day! You're all very important to me. Don't take my random absences as an insult, I would LOVE to be on as much as I used to be. Hopefully I can start living on here again and wasting my life away reading blogs! YEAH!

IGN

In October I signed up to you,

by request of ZeldaRacer, my friend in real life.

The people i've met on here, are so true,

I'd glady make MissMercyJust my wife.

Gold_Ultima and MrGhost56 are so nice!

They've treated me with so much respect.

Meowcats however, should hear the advice,

of how obsessing of Meowth is not healthy, I inspect.

FreddyFragGrenade, you're just the silliest person i've met.

You brighten up IGN with your headers and blogs.

JensonHurasha, You spoil my videogame poetry, so you can just GIT!

Understandout, I really want some Amsterdam Clogs.

Rocketja, your obsession with ponies is insane.

I'm surprised you aren't all over Umadbroooo.

habitablestorm3, Do a barrel roll; JoseOmatic, Play with a Sly Cooper Cane.

(However could you send it my way when you're done, yo?)

SAM31007, Gonholio, and Chilidogg are always first to comment on my status update,

I think they spend their lives on the News Feed.

Azac13, You're addicted to digimon, and I hate to hate,

but seriously...Pokemon to People is like Saxophone to Reed.

risefighterfreak96, you're one of the best people i've met on here!

Your spanish brightens up my day.

Nagato188, your russianness is in my heart too, dear.

and Eliotie, you're canadian, there's nothing else to say.

81jono81, I remember sitting at ZR's and asking him about you.

Why you were so crazy about Skyward Sword, it didn't seem right.

wildguy3922, I hope you get well soon.

Kiralight150, stop keeping me awake to play MK7 at night.

ImCrusty, MrAngryBungle, and Bram are the weirdest of the bunch,

Yet they all make me smile!

Gameguy523, your streams are good to watch while eating lunch,

and Fireice999 you need to come on here once in awhile!

Nintyfangirl, somegamergirl, and xRaven_of_Shadowx are new to me,

But they are still really awesome friends!

Egyptianbeast24, Ausdoz, Jessegeer, and Marcuslinux, should all join me for tea!

and I'm sorry to say, this is where the poem ends.

Actually, i'm going to add some more lines,

for I have more to say.

If you weren't mentioned above, please don't whine!

I love all of you for making my day.

THE END. :3

Oh how I love to watch you jump,

and use silent obliteration,

Something about the little raccoon rump,

gives me the most wonderful sensation.

If you showed up at my door,

I just don't know what I would do.

Why, that would, for sure,

Be better than any lucky horseshoe.

I love to watch you whack baddies with your cane,

bash them in the skull!

Knowing you want Carmelita, Drives me insane...

I hope off a cliff she shall fall

I want to be Mrs. Blair Cooper Raccoon,

That's my one and only dream.

To be yours alone to swoon,

but I know that idea is too extreme.

You're a bad guy this is true,

with many enemies.

Ugh! I just don't know what to do...

I swear you are such a tease.

So I guess I'll admire you from afar,

on my television screen,

I'll watch your sexy raccoon body jump into the getaway car,

and flee from every crime scene.

I love how you use your stealth,

it's really quite a turn on, you know.

But i swear when you begin to run out of health,

Down my face, my tears will flow.

You see, my love, I hate it when you are hurt.

When you die, or some worse fate!

I don't want to see you sleeping in the dirt,

How on earth would I go on a necrophilia date?!

Sly Cooper, my love, I hate to let you go,

But I only have one more thing to say.

Would you...could you....you know...

Be mine this Valentines Day?

This is the second blog I've typed up about Sly Cooper...and I have to say...I'm not actually hating it. My first blog just disappeared! (most of you saw that in the status update) but luckily my mind remembered most of the poem...(although most was just now created) Maybe my other blog will show up soon, but if not here is this one!

P.S. If Sly Cooper were to turn me down on this offer....would you, MyIGN, be my valentine? I love you all! You all are so nice and kind to your fellow bloggers and treat everyone with such respect! I love how if i'm inactive for a few days you guys rape my wall and ask if i'm okay It really makes me smile! No need to worry though, most of the times i'm gone it's because i've gotten sassy with my mom (JoseOmatic!)

P.p.s. Today is also my nephew's (Hunter) birthday! Happy 6th birthday, Hunter! OH! Did I mention he stole my PS2, put it in his room, and asks to play Sly Cooper almost every day? I have never been more proud. However, he never lets me have a turn. Aunt Blair loves you, Hunter.

P.p.P.P.P.p.p.p.p.p.s. MissMercyJust....I also Love you, Wife. (Told you I'd get you in here!!)

Have a happy Valentines Day! AND SHARE YOUR CHOCOLATE PLZ KTHX!

65pmblair (Sly Cooper addict)

NOW LET'S ALL DANCE!

Hi there. Today, February 23rd, is ZeldaRacer's BIRTHDAY! YEAH! But...why is he blog-worthy?

BECAUSE HE'S AN AWESOME FRIEND, THAT'S WHY.

ZeldaRacer (David) is actually the reason I even started IGN. I was at his house looking up YouTube stuff when he checked his IGN blog comments. I asked  him,

"What the hell is that thing?"

"This is MyIGN."

"What is it? Some nerd-gaming site?"

"yes."

Well, I poked around his IGN for awhile (The first person I noticed was 81jono81, for his SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD SSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD obsession. I told ZR that I loved this Jono fella and proceeded to poke around on his IGN.)

Dave told me about how I should make an account when I headed home because I was becoming such a better gamer (i've been gaming for 17 years, ZR...but thanks) and I could be a great addition to the community.

Now....no offence to you, IGN-ers..

but I wasn't really keen on the idea of having an account here at first. Dave convinced me though...or should I say pestered me about it the whole time I was at his house and via email. I gave in, and I created an account....Boy, let me tell you.

Everyone was so nice the first night I got on here! Dave even made a status about me that made me smile and want to cyber-hug him! I believe ZR is the reason I have my first 100 followers. The rest of you, I have no idea why.

Now i'm sure you all realize that ZeldaRAacer has not been on IGN for awhile....but why?! Well his stupiditity in having I.E. has led him to having a crashy, glitchy, and non-working IGN page everytime he tries to log on. Hopefully I can get him to a computer today so he can see this and (knowing him) comment on the things I should've said instead.

What David would want me to say:

ZeldaRacer is the bestest gamer in all of gamertom! His Pwnage skills in any Nintendo Platformer or any virtual game created are the bestest. I shalt bow down to thee and admire thee in awe of the awesomeness that is Dave. ALL BOW DOWN!

I just noticed every picture I have found so far has the word "bitch" in it....ZR I promise that is no hidden message to you. You do NOT annoy me in school all the time with your constant talking in classes about how many games I need to play. No, (bitch) it doesn't (bitch) annoy me (bitch) at all.

Hmmm...but I suppose without you as my friend I wouldn't ever be caught up on the latest news, know when to update my 3DS, wouldn't have anyone to streetpass with me on the 3DS, or have a gaming friend who let's me borrow his games whenever

Speaking of which...you still have my copy of Spirit Tracks and Hotel Dusk....when do I get those back?

ZeldaRacer, Dave, David...it doesn't matter you're called. You've been my friend FOREVER and i'm quite happy you can put up with my annoyingness and the constant disappointing feeling I give you when I say "who is Nintendo Capri Sun? SAMUS IS A GIRL? I've never played....any of those games....ever...."

I'm super happy you love Sly Cooper just as much as I do, and we can quote soooooooooo many Dimitri sayings together all the time. Honestly, any quote/references we make in person (where other people look at us like we're insane) are awesome! I love having so many gaming inside jokes with you!

I'm very thankful that you've taught me so much about videogames, too. Even if I do frustrate you when I try to play your xbox...ZR remember...I grew up with Sony...You can't expect me not to look at an Xbox controller with a "WTF" face.

Dave...I hope you come back to IGN soon...I miss commenting "ZeldaRacer FTW" on every blog You make or comment on. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say...

You REALLY need to come back soon, ZR.

Well, i've run out of compliments...or are most of them insults? you'll probably take them as insults, knowing you.

How about we show ZeldaRacer how much we care and love him? If you can, and I KNOW how hard it is...post your favorite thing about ZeldaRacer down in the comments below! If you have no idea who this ZeldaRacer is....well...he's my best friend. *insert sappy hug-music here* ....okay, that's enough. *music plays louder*.....seriously...stop...*Volume Increase*....I SAID

Anyway, post a comment below on what you love/miss most of ZR! and David...thank you for being my friend.

-Your Friend, 65pmblair. (Blair)

Things to note before watching this video:

- I'm sorry it's blurry...I didn't realize it until I re-watched it how you can count the pixels

- I don't know if you'll notice, but my middle finger is black because a few months ago it got slammed in a door by my lovely friend and has yet to disappear.

- I get...really nervous on camera and tend to just look around my room before saying something.

- I love MissMercy.

Okay! Enjoy :]

MissMercyJust's Video: CLICK HERE FOR AWESOME

- Blair <3

Hello, My-IGNerz! As you can see, this is another attempt to get this blog a-workin, so I hope it works.

Here's the photo I was trying to copy:

And here is the result:

I'm quite proud of the result! Normally I suck at proportions...I'll finish a drawing and the head will be too large or the hands will be too small compared to the rest of the body!

Well, I hope this publishes. If not, I'm off to the funny farm.

Enjoy your complimentary cookies on the way out!

Hello, you MyIGN-erz! I haven't written typed up a blog in awhile and what better way than to thank all of you for birthday wishes? So....THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO WISHEDED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :3

And a few of you actually gave me some presents First off on the thank you list,

*Unknown*

*Unknown* created me this wonderful Sly Cooper birthday picture, and I just have to share it. When I saw it, I swear I kissed my computer screen. I was so happy! **Unknown because they would like to remain annonymous**

Thank you so much. I love it.

Second on the Thank You list is our one ( and thankfully ONLY)...

Cocobrien! (Gameguy523)

His birthday gift to me was to play a little bit of....

SLY COOPER AND THE THIEVIUS RACCOONUS!

Now for some pictures!

GG just starting out...a little sprout. :3

HE DIED SO MUCH!!

***CRINGE***

:3

Hey, look. He died! I hope he doesn't make the same mistake...

**Look at JoseOmatic in the chat**

In the end, he completed....level one.

The last shout-out I have to give is to ZeldaRacer for my amazing Black Classic Controller Pro! I love it a lot!

THANKS EVERYONE! <3

Hello, My-IGN-erz! It's time for another video!

This one is all about Sly Cooper and how to act like him. I put some videogame "easter eggs" throughout this video, can you spot them all?

Also, special thanks to....my cat. He worked hard on this video, too! ENJOY!

Sooo...here it is!

If at any point my eyes are wandering elsewhere, it's because I pretty much had sheet music EVERYWHERE around me :3 Although 3 of the tunes I already had memorized, so that's good. CAN YOU GUESS ALL THE SONGS I USED? :3 Kthxbai!

Kira's Talent Show Thingy Deadline is July 18th!

<3 Blair!

Hi there! Sooo...I hit 500 awhile ago, but I finally got off my lazy butt to make a blog aboot about it! Sorry, went Canadian for a minute there!

Anyway, Damn. I remember joining in September, when my first follower was Mr_Ghost56! Surprisingly, ZeldaRacer wasn't even my first follower . In case some of you don't know, I know ZeldaRacer (Dave) in real life. He's been my friend ever since middle school, and he's the reason why I created a MyIGN account in the first place. Just for laughs, here's the first Blog I ever created on here:

http://www.ign.com/blogs/65pmblair/2011/09/30/teaching-my-nephew-to-play-sly-cooper-3-oh-boy

Who would've guessed it would be about Sly Cooper? :3

Also, I should give you guys some news! I OBTAINED A PLAYSTATION TREE THREE!

Do I like it? Of course I do. I played a PS3 before, but it belonged to my brother. Now I finally have my own (320 GB :O ) PS3! The greatest thing about it? The Sly Collection. Am I enjoying it? YES. In fact, I already Plat'd Sly Cooper 1. Working on 2. Then 3. THEN SLY 4!! But I'll freak out about that in another blog.

So...I believe it is time for the shout outs? Yes? Okay!

Alrighty, so this is in no particular order, just whoever comes to mind! I'm really really sorry if I miss anyone. I really do love you all. You're the ones who helped me hit 500 after all! ^_^

65pmblair: lolwut.

ZeldaRacer: Alright...You may be arrogant, annoying, and very pushy, but I love you like a brother, Dave. We have loads of fun together, and I love how similiar we are sometimes. Thank you for forcing me to get a MyIGN account on here...I've met tons of amazing people because of you.

JoseOmatic: I am so happy to have met you. You are the person I freak out over Sly and randomness with. My partner in science. The person who I go to advice for. Also, THE PERSON WHOSE BUTT I'M GOING TO BEAT AT THE SLY 4 PLAT RACE! LET'S GO, DUDETTE! Seriously though, I'm happy you put up with me. Even though I fall asleep during BSG nights...and Ferngully...:D (kukukukuku).

Mariosonic12: I hate you so much. Seriously. Stop staring with me on TC and linking those disturbing videos all night. Mario, you're awesome. You're the only one I can act with on TC. XD SO HAPPY. Also, seriously. Stop linking War Cry. I'll have to murder you.

LBPFAN4LIFE: Lol, You're creepy. But I appreciate the random lickings you put on my wall, and by appreciate, I mean I called the police. They're outside your house. Run.

Zeldasymphony: AH! You! ^_^ You're awesome! I can't wait to work on the musicalness with you, and I enjoy talking to you everytime you come into TC!

DefyByDefault: Talking to you in the streams is awesome! I'm happy to have met you, and I hope to always find you in every stream I go into....because I usually do. o.O

Kputnick: AHHHH! YOUR VOICE! <3 You are an incredibly amazing person, and I am honored to know you. I enjoy your voice talking to you, your voice playing CAH with you, and your voice watching random streams with you and the others in our little Skype Group! Never change! Also, Your voice. <3

Darkblood999: AMBER! CATS! NATURE! BLOGS! WOO!

greengrin: Your Gifs always put a smile on my face. I'm pretty sure after you read your shout out, you are going to post one as a comment...and I am anticipating that.

LPfanatic4ev: You are my Big Brother. I come to you for advice, when I need someone to vent to, or when I'm trapped at a McDonalds for 3 hours. Your face. It's nice. I like it. Never change who you are. Also, CuteCuteCuteCuteCuteCuteCuteCuteCute. ^_^ Talk to you later I'm sure!

Nagato188: Yourrrr rrrrussian R-rolling is amazing. You are an amazing little kid, sometimes I forget you are...a little kid ^_^ I love how you always find Sly-Related stuff for me in the FaceBook MyIGN group, and how you always link me the TC site when you are being all russian-y up in there. <3

LeCambrioleur: I totally had to Copy/Paste your name. Jonny...there's so much stuff I could say about you. I enjoy picking on Johny constantly in the Skype group with you, you give pretty good advice in times of need, and you're british. That last one is the basis of your greatness.

treboR_52014: To be honest, it took me awhile to realize your name is Robert backwards. You are a sly lover, and for that, I must love you as well.

Murdock1114: Stop. Linking. Spider. Pictures. Also, Keep playing Saxophone. You should record yourself sometime.

Yoursuchanoob: Stop calling me a noob, please. I'm just learning.

FozzyTheGamer: FOZZY! <3 That is all.

ShinjiTakeyama: I don't really see much of you on here anymore. WHY YOU SO BUSY?

RicoTheBloodEdge: Ah, my other Pennsylvanian MyIGN-er! ^_^ KEEP WRITING YOUR STORIES, DARNIT! GET TO IT ALREADY! I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.

egyptianbeast24: Beastie, you were one of my first followers. I miss you, why aren't you active anymore?! D: I miss your stories and posting on your wall "BEASTIE! HAI!" <3

Bowser-Claws: You play piano, you troll like a boss, and you like raccoons? That's amazing. ALSO, I FEEL I SHOULD HOLD THE SHIFT KEY AND TYPE YOUR SHOUT OUT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. THANK YOU FOR BRINGING SMILES TO MY FACE WITH YOUR RANDOMNESS, AND BEING A NICE PERSON. MAI ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES NEENERNEENERNEENER.

jessegeer: wassup, Folks? You are a thrill to talk to...even if I hate your mic's odd noises Thank you for being my friend, Jesse.

PKMN_Trainer_Brown: You probably won't see this, but you are the greatest John-Ross I know! I'm sorry I thought your name was Ross, Johnny. I mean...Wait no, that's right. Wait....Wait...Who are you again? Hilary? Kevin? Renee? Uhm....Just give me your cooking mama doll, please!

Chaos_Metroid: Stop coughing when we play Portal 2. It's quite distracting. You seem very nice, and I always see you in GG's stream! Talk more! ^_^

gonholio: KEVENKEVENKEVENKEVENKEVKEVKEVKEVEKEKEKEKEKKKKKKK. GonGon, Your porn studio is amazing. I hope someday to work in it.

MarcusLinux: I miss you.

Understandout: STANDIEEEEE! You are one of my best friends. :3 You are my saxophone mentor, my clog-wearing friend, and this is your face: - _ - : D See ya in TC! ^_^

dillaweezer: I KICK YO BUTT AT RAINBOW ROAD! We should play soon. I miss beating you.

bram00: You really are a super girl.

joe045: YEA!

ShinigamiNeko: Tentacles. That is all.

BullToad: You are a creepy amphibian When are you going to stream some awesome movies again? :3

Gold_Ultima: GOLDIE! <3 You are amazing. You are one of my favoritest people here, and I love you. <3

IMCrusty: I don't really understand why you have an account on MyIGN. You hardly write blogs, and I think you let Jonny (lecamblauidhfsldfhsodifhosiehfasodilolicklicklicklick) do most of the work on that Film Tournament. Thanks for following me and blablablablablablablabablablagarybuseyblablablabla. :3

TMARama: For some reason, You are always there to tell me Good Morning and Good night on my statuses. That makes me feel happy :3 Thanks for being one of the first to ever follow me.

xRaven_of_Shadowx: WHERE DID YOU GO? :O I miss talking to you! </3 Come back soon, okay? :3

Crabby_Bastard: Seriously...which side are you playing for? Questioning sexuality since 1969.

somegamergirl: Gabby. <3 That is all.

NintyFanGirl: Youuuuu. <3 Your avatar makes me smile as much as you do. Never change who you are, and thank you for following me!

fireice999: I still know about your obsession with the Number 9.

gameguy523: I just gained 100 pounds...with my ass. ANTHONY! I love your streaming, and how everytime I come into the stream with song lyrics you sing your heart out.

KiraLight150: PEETA. Are you enjoying KH? Stop trying to spoil it for me.

widlguy3922: You are my Nancy Drew Husband. :3

D_Bone_ur_sister: D! You are amazing to talk to, and you really need to stop Skypin' at work. I know you do. O_O I'm watching you.

STAT1989: Statty....seriously. How did you get bit by a spider? X_X Why would you let one in your house? And also, how's your problem?

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Arcterran: Put your guns away! it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

81jono81: CORNER IN THE SKYWARD SWORD!

MajesticMaverick: PENIS.

risefighterfreak96: I was going to attempt to make your shout out in spanish...but I'd butcher it. You were one of my first followers, and I am so happy to know you. You always cheer me up when I'm sad, and I can come to you for help when college comes around and I'm stuck on my spanish homework. <3 Gracias, mi perro.

TheJis: Pika.

MissMercyJust: I. Love. You. <3

Johnyg13nb: I know I pick on you alot..but you aren't THAT bad. :3 You are a pokenerd, and that's awesome. Though your grammar may bother me, you are an awesome person, Johny. Never expect any compliments from me.

umadbroooo: :3 Jafar.

habitablestorm3: DO A BARREL ROLL PLZ. :3

JensonHurasha: You were one of the first people to ever follow me, and I always thought you were  a girl because of your Samus avatars.

FreddyFragGrenade: FMCS! <3 You are the coolest kid I know.

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zephyr2010: ZEPHY! <3

meowcats: I hardly see you on anymore D: where have you gone, meowth?

MrGhost56: Stop eating my cookie batter. <3

Welp, that's it! I really do love all of you, and if I missed any I am so sorry. <3

So, we've all experienced it. Sitting in your room one day only to hear your name being shouted past the rooftops by your mother wanting you to cut the lawn with scissors or scrub the floor with your toothbrush.

Recently, I have noticed that I can tell exactly what my mother wants just by the way she calls my name. First, let me give you some information:

Name: Blair

Middle name: Alysia (Pronounced Ah-liss-ah)

Nickname: Wormy

Story behind my nickname:

When I was born in a log cabin in 1994, "the new guy" at my Father's workplace was called, "The Worm." I was the new guy of the family, so I am wormy. Also, I apparenty squirmed and wiggled in my crib at night....and had an obsessions with pet worms as a child. ANYWAY!

How Blair's Mother Calls her, and what it means:

"Blair!" - I need information.

"Blair....Alysia....." - You are either in trouble, or still sleeping. Either way, you are going to be thrown out your window if you don't wake up or get your butt downstairs.

"BLAIR A-LYS-IA." - You forgot to do something...

"BLAIR ALYSIA!" - You are dead. Run to Canada. Don't take your stuff. There's no time. MOVE!

"Blairskiiiiii!" - Mom and Dad both call me this, I don't know where the Ski came from, but from Mom it means "I need you to go play with your nephew outside because I don't feel like putting my shoes on." From dad, it's just a greeting.

"Wormyyyyyy..." - I am hungry...make me something to eat.

"WormyDerm!" - NO. IDEA. WHERE. THIS. CAME. FROM. It means, "I need you to run to the store even though you are already in your pajamas." or, occasionally, "I have good news!" but that is rare.

"Oh Aunt Blairrrrrrrr!" - Yes, Mom calls me this. It means my 2 nephews and Niece are here and I must play with them. :3

And....Finally....

The worst...

Name...

SHE.

Has ever presented to me...

and has said...

In front of friends....

"Wormle Squirmle!" - .........I don't want to talk about it.

So, with all this said, what do your parents call you? Any embarassing nicknames they use when they really want your attention? Comment! ^_^

<3 Wormy

^ This is how my mom and I sound. True story.

My pokemon for MajesticMaverick's Poke-Collab Picture Blog!

http://www.ign.com/blogs/majesticmaverick/2012/07/30/myign-collective-pokemon-art-whose-in

It's the Special Surprise Inside!

Anyway, today is officially the greatest day of my life. In the mail....was...

Yes.

How did I obtain this? By a very generous MyIGN-er by the name of Robamuffinpsn or Rob Booth. He posted a picture of it on the Facebook IGN page and I basically nerd-gasm'd all over it. We got to talking and he offered to send it to me. I am so. so. so. so. so. happy. right. now.

Anyway, WHAT IS THIS? you may be wondering. Well, it's a European Version of Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus. Here, he is known as Sly Raccoon. Let me show you some more pictures!

Inside cover and a Card made by Rob.

The Secret Message!

Le Introduction

Is this not an awesome picture?!

It says, "Upon entering A heavily populated area, survey your surroundings. Locate your hiding places and jumping platforms. But most importantly, locate the money and valuables.

Once again. Thank you So Much. <3