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Why I will be gone for a bit...

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I've never wanted to write a "Goodbye" blog, but I couldn't fit all of this on a status update..

Today is my last day in my neighborhood. Tomorrow morning I am leaving for my Aunt's house to attend the college near her. Now...here is the problem...

 

She does not have Wireless internet...no wifi for my lappy toppy :/

 

HOWEVER. If all goes according to plan (A LOT of stuff has not been going well lately trying to get out of my mother's house T_T ) my dad has said that he will hook up a wireless router when we arrive tomorrow. If not then, then soon. I really hope I will not have to stake out at the local Starbucks to type up blogs....I'm not much of a coffee drinker and their pastry prices are perfectly preposterous. :D

This is not Goodbye forever. If I have to, I will write blogs on paper and send them to my followers through Owls. :D

Anyway, I really hope to be back soon! If I'm not back in about 2 weeks then that means it's taking longer to get the Wifi set up than expected T_T

 

<3 Blair, Wormy, Wormle Squirmle, That Sly Cooper Crazy Girl On MyIGN

 

OH! OH! OH!

 

SLY 4 DELAYED!

 

MY FACE:

Just had to say that. :D But this gives Sanzaru time to improve it. So, there's that. :3 Goodbye :( <3


65pmblair plays Sly 4 :3

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So, here you go. I received the demo code from a wonderful friend named LPfanatic4ev aka JUSTIN! :D and This is me playing it. Enjoy!

 

One Year, One girl, One Raccoon

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One year ago I was sitting in ZeldaRacer's basement playing some VIDIYAGAMES and being nosey on his computer. He brought me to the world of IGN and my whole life changed forever. I've met so many amazing people, had a lot of fun experiences, and I've had a place where I can express myself freely without being judged....too much. :D

I've had bad times, but I've had so much fun as well. From entering Shinjitakeyama's Writing Contests to trolling the chat at LNG :3

 

Here's a few things that have happened to me this past year:

1. I've had a blog dedicated to me: http://www.ign.com/blogs/fireice999/2011/11/02/thanks-shout-out-to-65pmblair-xd

2. I've made a lot of inside jokes with ZeldaRacer from you MyIGNers! :) All good, no fears!

3. I've enhanced my Spanish abilities thanks to wall posts from MI PERRO!

4. I overcame my fear of being on video or playing my sax for cyber-people :3

5. I've fallen absolutely head-over-heels for a Mister JoseOmatic

:3 Enjoy the video! <3 (I am sorry I was a bit hyper and CooperCrazy during the video Soooo...I ramble.)

 

 

 

Some of my favorite blogs:

http://www.ign.com/blogs/65pmblair/2011/11/03/videogame-poetry-3

http://www.ign.com/blogs/65pmblair/2012/02/13/sly-cooper-valentines-day-blog/

http://www.ign.com/blogs/65pmblair/2012/08/10/what-does-your-mom-call-you

http://www.ign.com/blogs/65pmblair/2011/10/17/5-ways-to-tell-when-my-mother-is-mad/

PICTURE TIME!

Pic I made:

Random Googley Pictures:

 

What I Do When I'm At "Work"

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So, I have a work-study job at college. Since it really just requires me to download (SPANISH!) videos the whole time I have spare time to use wisely...here is how I spent it:

(Click images to make them bigger...you know the drill)

 

 

 

 

 

Murray was a bit too big to add the picture I based off of him! So here you go for reference:

 

 

 As a side note, I hit 600 followers the other day! So a big THANK YOUUUU to all of you for following me! :D Let me reward you with thingymajigs :3

Robamuffin's Christmas Present Contest! ENTER ENTER ENTER ENTER ENTER! (Robamuffin is the lovely chap who presented to me the Thievius Raccoonus :3 )

http://www.ign.com/blogs/robamuffinpsn/2012/10/03/the-robamuffin-christmas-giveaway-2012

:D YouTube <3

Buh-Bye!

*65pmblair has fled*

 

 

 

 

A Poke-Poem

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Hey, MyIGN-ers! It's been a while since I last made a videogame-related poem, so here you go! :D

Pikachu uses Thunderbolt,

Vulpix uses Screech.

A wild Zubat then appears,

Ready for a Life to Leech.

Charmander uses his Tail Whip,

Squirtle uses Bubblebeam,

Little did the Trainer know,

"It's not very effective.." against Goldeen.

Nidoqueen uses her Horn Drill,

Snorlax takes a Rest,

Training Pokemon is good fun,

but Catching them is a test.

Psyduck uses his confusion,

Ghastly uses Acid Lick.

Ivysaur uses it's Vine Whip,

Sandshrew uses an Attack so Quick.

Charizard uses his Sword Dance,

To A Pokeball goes Cubone.

Gyrados uses Dragon Rage,

Clefairy uses Metronome.

Kadabra uses it's Psybeam,

Lapras uses Surf,

Meowth attacks with PayDay,

Onix tries to Quake the Earth.

So many attacks are used in Pokemon,

From Hydro Pump to Fire Blast,

The most effective one of all,

Is Magikarp using Splash.

DANCE WITH MEH! ^_^

An Artsy Blog!

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Well, my semester at college just ended...and next week is finals week. I figured I would de-stress myself by showing all of you the wonderful doodles I have...doodled in my notebook throughout my first semester at college! ^_^ LET'S DANCE!

P.s. I'm also going to show you other things I've done, So let's go! ^_^

 

The Armpit Platoon from Sgt. Frog!

 

:) Me, in Sly Form. AND SLENDY!

 

Kero Kero Kero!

 

TAMAMA!

 

TAMAMA!! :3

 

A Poem I made (Not made from Personal Experiences! Hakuna Matata!)

 

Tigger, Gandalf, and Random.

A picture made for my friend of Fenris, From Dragonage 2.

 

BUNCHA PORTAL REFERENCES.

 

GLaDOS plus Geography notes...

"The Shim" A villian from my Friend's book he had me make a sketch of. He gave me a written description, and I used my brain. there's also my shoe. :3

 

 

 

THANKS FOR LOOKIN! <3

A Dude's Christmas Card From JoseOmatic!

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Let me just say, Oh my god. I vlogged my entire reaction, so you MyIGNers are experiencing this card with me :) Enjoy!

Once again, Thank you so much! I am sorry for the awkward faces and noises I make during this video XD

 

<3 Blair

Sly Cooper 4 Demo Thoughts

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I just recently played the New Sly 4 demo (Not the one with Sir Galleth, but the one that actually provides the storyline and some background information)  becauseee....PSASBR gave me a subscription to PS+ for 30 days! Woop! The demo will be available for all non-PS+ people on January 29th! :D soooooooooooooo here are my thoughts! :3

1. The Controls

  • Controlling Sly Cooper feels a bit slower than in his previous games, but overall he's alright! :)
  • Bentley is WAY better to control, though I'll have to get used to his Hoverpack thing. I keep pushing X three times instead of 2 T_T
  • Disappoint: Murray is a bit difficult to control. His punching seems delayed, plus they changed the buttons for a thunderflop! D: He seems the hardest to control out of the three. Hoping I'll get used to him after some more gameplay.
  • Thank god "Jump and press the circle button" still exists <3

2. The Characters

  • All the characters have changed visually in both cutscene and realtime form except for Murray, he still looks the same. However, I kinda like their new looks! I think out of all of them I'm not a fan of Bentley's facial features, but he'll grow on me with time. I didn't like Sly at first, but after playing the Galleth demo....( a  lot )...his look became acceptable to me :3

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/227/7/b/bentley_in_sly_4_by_fcc93-d5b7gj2.jpg

  • The cutscenes aren't bad, really. Very colorful and some are quite humorous! Way better than the cutscenes we saw in the teaser trailers for the game, so good job Sanzaru! *applauds*.
  • I like Carmelita in Real-Time rather than in the cutscenes. Just personal preference I suppose, but in the cutscenes she looks....just odd in some :P

 

VS

 

3. The Gameplay

  • The story is quite good. We learn that the pages of the "Thingus Raccamagoocus" are disappearing, Sly has been faking his Amnesia in order to have sexy party time with Carmelita (but his thief *itch* has been bothering him), and it continues where Sly 3 left off with Bentley's time machine idea :3 I'm happy it continues off from 3. *Gives Sanzaru Cookies*
  • We still have guards, searchlights, all that fun stuff. AND THEY KEPT THE AMAZEBALLS SNEAKY SOUND EFFECTS :3 I would've gone insane without them. :)
  • Instead of having Binocucom WAYPOINTS, you now have a map...with an arrow pointing to where you need to go when you push R3 instead of the little circles going on the direction you need to go. Granted, arrows are helpful, too, but the circles were an original idea. I loved those little things. I'm not a fan of maps, tbh. (especially outside of gaming x_x) It's just an aspect I'll have to get used to in Sly, but I do miss those waypoints.

4. General Comments/Concerns

  • Penelope totally looks like a woman now. :O

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121206225009/sly/images/0/02/NewPenelope.JPG

  • Carmelita went from Bad-Mamma-Jamma Cop-Hag toooo.....A vengeful Ex-Girlfriend. XD I'm still deciding on if I like her new wardrobe or not.
  • So happy they have the same voice actors (except Carmelita...but that's to be expected -_-) <3 You just can't have a Sly without Kevin Miller.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120219221961/sly/images/a/a1/Kevin_Miller.jpg

  • The Humor used is typical to the previous Sly Games, and I'm happy. They even use a BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE! :3
  • I LOVE BENTLEY'S HACKING. It's not *too* much different from the original, but ohhhh I like it so much better <3
  • Still concerned about playing as Murray. In the previous games, he was one of the easiest to control. Just keep spamming the punch button and you'll never get hurt and you can CRUSH THINGS. :3 In this one, it's....odd.
  • I love the music. <3
  • The cutscene with Dimitri is absolutely hilarious. <3

5. Final Words?

I'm honestly excited. I was expecting things I would be disappoint on, but that's just part of life! :) The game itself is looking interesting and fun, and reminds me a lot of the previous games. They haven't tweaked too much of it so it's utterly different, but they've added enough changes so that it's interesting and unique! :D All in all, I still can't wait for February. Good work, Sanzaru!

 I recommend you downloading the demo (if you want, you don't have to but just be warned that I may find out where you live, grab every single sharp pointy thing I can find, and stab your face if you don't I certainly won't force you.) and putting your comments down below or even on my wall! ^_^ Have a nice day/night/ALL DAY ERR' DAY!

Thanks for reading! :)

 

Here is the First Cutscene/Plotline for you!

 

 


Why JoseOmatic will owe me so many cookies

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Heya, Everyone! :D I hope your day is going well. So...in case you didn't realize...tomorrow is FEBRUARY 5TH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??!??!?!?!?!?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT!

SLY COOPER 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So...what has this got to do with Jose and cookies? Well...here's the situation.

Ever since the thought of Sly 4, Jose and I were thinking of doing a Plat Race. What greater battle than IGN's Trophy Whore and Raccoon Obsessed Chick? PERFECT, IKNOWRIGHT? However...there is a problem.

 

Jose Is A Poor Mexican...and shall not be getting Sly 4 immediately. :(

So...since he wouldn't whore himself out like I told him to since I'm such a good friend, I'm going to wait for him to get it. This also means I will not be playing it at all the day it comes out...and possibly for awhile after it's already out...

So...this brings another problem. I know you guys know that I absolutely LOVE it when you post your comments about any Sly Cooper games on my wall, or even link me videos and such! I really do, but...for this game...I would really appreciate it if no one would post any spoilers on my wall XD Granted, I know the storyline and all that, but if there is some major big huge plot twist, please....just go post it on Jose's wall. :P Got it? Good! ^_^

^_^ And that's all I really got to say about that! I hope you all enjoy the game (Those of you that are getting it) and I look forward to hearing your thoughts about it....AFTER I've begun to play it! :3

Have a wonderful Day/Night/breakfast/Dessert/Snacktime/Naptime/Craptime/Evening!

BUT SERIOUSLY. SLY COOPER FOUR COMES OUT TOMORROW. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

UPDATE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

CRABBY PRE-ORDERED SLY 4 FOR JOSE! OHMYGAWDDDDD. Yes, I really am that excited about it. For one thing, it's such a nice gesture, and for another, I can kick Jose's booty in a plat race while everyone else is playing Sly >:D

My First Anime Convention!

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Helllloooo! So last week I went to Jaycon '13. It was my first Anime convention ever, so I'm glad it wasn't too big! Vhendira (Xandra) and our friend Trevor went, too! Vhendira was a pirate, Trevor was Trainer_Green and I was a member of Team rocket!

 

SURRENDER!

 

 

It was so much fun! Michele Knotz was there (She voices Jessie in the current pokemanz, and she does most of the pokemon, and other animes!) There was a cosplay contest (You'll see pictures, and I'll link the video below so you can see our entries. MICHELE KNOTZ HUGGED ME DURING IT! *dies*)

 

Now enjoy some pictures. :3

Iroh! :3

 

Japanese Band Called *Aster Place*

 

Vhendira Vs. Deadpool

 

SO MANY POKEMONS. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.

:3 Recognize her? Vanellope from wreck-it ralph!

Me and (Does Anyone Recognize This Gym Leader?)

CREEPER!

The Convention was going fine until the fire nation attacked..

Prussia from Hetalia!

MICHELE KNOTZ!

 

EEEEEEEEEEEE.

The Doctor!

(She wouldn't stay in her ball)

Gamzee from Homestuck

Castiel (Supernatural), Sherlock (Sherlock), and Amy Pond (Doctor Who)

*DIES*

Vhendira and I <3

Thor and Loki Panel

BUNCH OF HETALIA!

Trevor (Green) Dancing. We had to for the contest...

Vhendira

Me, Bowing to Michele Knotz saying I AM NOT WORTHY.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEZOMGGGG

Oh, yeah. Surrender now, or prepare to have styrofoam balls thrown at you.

Around 7:20 is Trevor, then I come right after. Enjoy my embarrassing dance moves!

(Xandra is the First one in this Video)

I had such a great time. Thanks for reading my blog!!

~Blair~

The Whole Story

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I usually don't write too many blogs that include my personal life...but a lot has been on my mind recently. If you care to read through this, I would appreciate it. If not, I completely understand. This may be one of those TL;DR moments, but I feel better putting all my thoughts in here.

 

I recently moved into a new area, far away from family, with 2 others. One being my boyfriend, Dan, and the other being one of my closest friends, Xandra (Vhendira on IGN) You would think I would be excited and happy and such...but weeks before the move I was a mess. I was worried about money, and moving far away from family, and about the new area. See, I've never really lived on my own before, and this is all new to me. While I am excited, I'm also a bit scared. I'm scared that things may not work out, or that living with these two may actually ruin our relationship between us. However, that isn't really what has been bothering me the most...

The day we moved in, a fight occured with my mother that caused her to leave my home, and my life. What happened was my Uncle (kerry) moved us in with his van. (Giant van, like a U-haul). My mother told me to tell Dan and Xandra to each pay him 50 dollars. While it is reasonable, some complications occured where the money couldn't really be put together. If you're wondering why she didn't ask me to pay, it is because they used the excuse of "You're my daughter, and their niece. They are moving you for free." However, I was going to pay anyway. So, I asked mom if Xandra and Dan could ask Kerry how much the gas would be, and pay for that. Mom agreed at the time, so when we initially entered the household, they didn't have the money physically ON them, because we hadn't of asked Kerry about gas just yet. Well...My mother wanted the Money all ready by the time Kerry left, which he left quite suddenly but told us to just give the money to my Aunt (his wife). We thought that was reasonable enough, but my mother thought otherwise. After my uncle left, my mother stared me down, and started shouting at my face. At this point, Xandra steps in and tries to calm her down, but being the protective person she is, she gets defensive and fights back. Dan and his mother tell my mother that there is no need to shout, or you can go outside. I....I just stand there in shock. Mostly because no one has ever really stood up for me like that during one of my mother's tangents.

Long story short, my mom has a very short temper, and throughout my life I've grown to just kind of deal with it. Nothing I say can ever calm or down, or make her happy, so I just let her take her anger out on me until she feels better. While she rarely hurt me physically, the things she said I would take to heart...even though many people have told me not to. But she's my mom...and...I can't really explain why I take her opinions to heart...But I do.

Anyway, My mother storms out of the house, and leaves me with one sentence. "You're done, Kid." Which is a trademark line of hers usually meaning that hell is about to come to me. I stand there in shock for awhile...and then break down. I was lucky to have Xandra, Dan, and his mother there to comfort me after...and tell me what a terrible person my mother is.

Now, It's been 5 days since that incident. I haven't tried to contact my mother, and the only thing she has done is leave a threatening FaceBook message.

I guess the thing I need advice on is...should I try and reconcile with her? She's my mother. She's the only mother I'll ever have. and I have been an absolute mess in the head thinking about this since that day. Yes, she's cruel. But She can also be helpful and give advice and sometimes be an actual mother. But I just hate the thought knowing that she hates me. it's in my personality I guess. I don't like being hated..

So...if you read through all this, Thank you. I honestly feel better typing all this out, and If anyone out there can relate at all to this post...I'm here for you. I know how it feels, and I'm here.

Thank you.

-Blair

Favorite Video Games for Each System I've had sex with

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Ignore that title....Zeldaracer Tagged me....Let's just start of with what I first started playing, to what I am currently playing now! :D

 

Sega Genesis

1. The Lost Vikings

This Game was literally the best game I ever played for the Sega. I was addicted, and I enjoyed the fact that if one viking died, you could play as the others. I always killed the first two to play as Olaf.

2. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 

Really, I just enjoyed that fact that I could play with my brother. I was always tails, and I'd be sure to just tail-a-copter around the screen.

3. Barney Hide & Seek

....I was young, Okay?

 

NES

1. Bubble Bobble

This game though...

2. Duck Hunt

PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew(LaughingDog)PewPewPewPewPew~~!

3. Super Mario Bros. 3

Tanooki Suit. 'Nuff said.

 

N64

1. Pokemon Stadium

AND THERE GOES THE BATTLEEEEEEEEE.

2. Hey You, Pikachu!

.....No judge.

3. Conker's Bad Fur Day

THIS GAME WAS PROBABLY WHAT CAUSED ME TO HAVE ISSUES AS I GREW UP. I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HALF THE REFERENCES UNTIL I PLAYED IT AGAIN OH MY GOD WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOU AMAZING NINTENDO 64 THING YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

 

Gameboy Color

1. Pokemon Yellow

Pikachu followed you....like.....what else could you ask for?!

2. Paperboy

Addicting game. I know it was originally an Arcade classic, but I never encountered it until GBC.

3. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX

Favorite LoZ game. Still is as of today. <3 *hums Ballad of the Windfish*

 

 

Playstation

1. Spyro the Dragon

THESE FREAKIN' GUYS, THOUGH.

2. Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped

Favorite Crash Game...but can we take a minute to remember how much this face scarred us?

 

3. A Bug's Life

Yes.

 

Gameboy Advance

1. Bratz: Rock Angelz

.....I was....Young....

2. Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events

GAH. THIS. GAME. WAS. SO. FRUSTRATING.

3. The Nightmare Before Christmas

<3

 

Playstation 2

1. Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves

......*dies* DIS GUY THOUGH. Dimitri <3

2. Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus

*Dies again*

3. Kingdom Hearts 2

HA. BET YOU WERE EXPECTING SLY 3. Sorry to disappoint, but KH2 is just....<3

 

Nintendo DS

1. Animal Crossing: Wild World

I still haven't paid of my house...

2. Nintendogs

It was my first game for my DS. I absolutely adored it...I still go back and start a new game sometimes. I love my Husky <3

3. Super Monkey Ball DS

This game was so addicting....GET ALL THE BANANAS.

Nintendo Wii

1. Mario Kart WII

King Boo all the way. Also, f*ck blue shells...

2. Mario Party 8

King Boo! <3 Also, I rocked that tightrope game.

3. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Do I even NEED a reason to love this game? THIS GAME. <3

Playstation 3

1. Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time

*dies a thousand times, gets reincarnated as a Giraffe, sees someone playing Sly Cooper 4, dies again, becomes a Bliraffe-Ghost, and Haunts SuckerPunch Studios and Sanzaru Games*

2. Skyrim

It's like...never-ending. I could go back at any point and still have things to do. So while I DO get bored of it at some points, I always return! Fus Roh DAH.

3. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

3. Rayman Oranges

(Rayman Origins) For those of you who do not know, I can not say Origins without it sounding like Oranges. So ZeldaRacer and I just call it...Rayman Oranges.

 

Nintendo 3DS

1. Mario Kart 7

THIS GAME IS AMAZEBALLS. It also had Red shells that stalk you...everywhere.

2. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

First time I played OoT was on my 3DS. I absolutely love it, and I'm currently working on the Master Quest.

3. Pokemon X/Y (When it comes out :3)

Because Pokemon.

 

So....That's that! Hope you enjoyed <3

As an added bonus, here's another one.

The Virtual Boy

Mario Tennis

I still have mine as to this day...Still play it as well. <3

 

Updates, Dragons, Dungeons, and Videogame poetry!

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Hey!

So...I've been busy with work...school...life...moving....and bills. That's one reason why I haven't been on much anymore. I come in spurts, and then I become inactive once again. I don't know why, but I don't feel the same "spark" that I used to with IGN. I still love everyone who I've met here, and I talk to you on Skype quite a bit, but still...I just never feel like blogging.

HOWEVER, I am tryingg (it may not seem like it, but I am) to get back into the IGN game. So, here's an update blog.

Work:

I work at Macy's. My life is full of coupons, old people, and fitting women for Bras in the intimates section. Want a funny story? An old lady couldn't put on her robe very well, and she came out into the aisle to request my help. She was in her skivvies and bra, and holding the robe. I ushered her back inside and helped her....she ended up NOT buying the robe -_-.

 

School:

School sucks, dude.

Life:

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS OH MY GODDD.

So, my boyfriend (Dan) and I go to this amazing gaming place and play D&D every Wednesday. :3 We met another couple there, and we go to their house on Sunday nights for our home campaign, and after D&D Wednesday nights to play this OTHER AMAZING GAME called Dokapon Kingdom for the wii! :D

...I've become quite the nerd. it really is fun, though. I've always wanted to play, but I've never had access to a session or people that were willing to play without laughing at me >_>

 

**** BTW. Rogue is my favorite class to play. Whether in 3.5 or Next, I like it. Disable traps...ftw...I also play a Charlatan, and my rogue's name is Stabitha Bladesman.**** :D

Erm...my relationship with Dan (If no one cares about this part, skip it!) is great. We've been together for over an a year now..and..he's amazing. I won't go into mushy details or anything, because I hate mushiness >_< but I am happy to be with him, and he also buys me cookies. So. there is that.

 

Bills...renting a house....rent......buying stuff...money....all sucks. Coming from a household where all I did for 18 years was raise my sister's child, and babysit nephews all day, to going to live on my own with expenses and etc, is quite the experience. There have been times where I've regretted leaving home...but at the same time...I don't. I have higher self esteem. No one (Mom) is there to bring me down all day with insults or make me upset...I have actually starting liking myself more, and I've stopped letting little comments get to me so often.

 

I'm having trouble thinking of more updates, really. My life is kind of boring XD

Welp. Here. Have a poem. I haven't written one in some time...so I apologize if it's sub-par. ;D

Jump,

press the circle button.

Wakka,

eat ghosts like a glutton.

Shoot,

ducks out of the sky.

Save,

ALWAYS, before you die.

Listen,

to your fairy friend.

Stop,

the giant Koopa at the end.

Choose,

Water, Grass, or Fire?

OBJECT,

when you think someone's a liar.

Cook,

Just like mama.

Spin,

Ignore Eggman Drama.

Test,

the cake is a lie,

SAVE AGAIN NOW,

Too late, you died.

Welp. That's all I got for you! ^_^ See you around.

Crazy Raccoon Lady Freaks Over Sly Cooper Movie

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ITS REAL. OH MY GOD.

Just so you know, I am incredibly excited....

 

 

Also, a thank-you to Anthony (GameGuy523) For informing me of this first! >:D YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

 

 

 

 

MyIGN Superhero Showdown!

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Okay, IGNers! It's my turn to host something awesome! HERE IS THE PLAN:

- Think of a super power you would like to have, and what your name would be. Example: "CoonGirl with the power of Sneakery"

- Comment below your name and power, and any other details you would like to provide!

HERE IS WHY YOU MUST DO THESE THINGS:

- Once I have everyones superhero identity, i shall pit you agaisnt each other in an awesome super battle. Each week I shall describe a battle between two IGNers, but I will not say who won. YOU, the awesome reader, will VOTE on who will win and advance to the next round!

So, if you want to participate...Submit your powahs and name by APRIL 24TH!

(Any superheroes that deal with any Sly Cooper character shall be given a special item during their battle. However, I shall make everyones battle awesome and dramatic, so do not Let that sway you. FOLLOW YOUR HEART!)

 


MyIGN Superhero Showdown Battle Roster!

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Here it is, Folks! Who you will be facing in the upcoming battles! :D

1. The Waffle Master vs. J-Rod (Nagato188 vs. Mariosonic12)

2. GhandilovesChachi  vs. MJ (GhandilovesChachi vs. MJO1450)

3. Bunchie-Man vs. Akruzhael (81jono81 vs. Akruzhael)

4. JoseOmatic vs. Captain Tangent (JoseOmatic vs. ShinjiTakeyama)

5. Nexus vs. Awkward Man (Arcterran vs. jedi_timmy)

6. Incredibly Short Guy vs. The Professor (ZeldaRacer vs. Evanbio)

7. Hot Pocketron vs. Lea (wondiefive vs. poorpigg)

8. Kratos vs. Super Morals Man (KRATOSGODOFWARIII vs. Renouncereality)

9. Missy Mee vs. Mr. Canadia (MissyMee283 vs. DefybyDefault)

10. Majestico vs. Lightning (MajesticMaverick vs. snowqueen2002)

11. The Ice Princess vs. Z-Symphony (bella32189 vs. zeldasymphony)

12. Sir Sexy vs. Hippie Man (jojodogface vs. Understandout)

13. Viola the Minstrel vs. The Unknown (cookiemonster426 vs. G6In3D)

14. Snowy vs. Sam (CookieCrumbles vs. SAM31007)

15. Old Bastard vs. Atomic Panda (richiet23 vs. PandaRobot)

16. (:3= vs. Chrono (ponkilo vs. winzentween)

17. C-poch the Backloggian vs. Black Emosuke (cemishler vs. hobowithcanfood)

18. The Lazy Man vs. Metal Commander (Rajpreeth vs. Rageofthemike)

19. Splice vs. Grammar-Man (sqwgglz vs. Lpfanatic4ev)

 

The First Battle shall be Saturday, May 3rd! 

May the Pages be ever in the Thievious Racconus!

MyIGN Superhero Showdown Saturday Session ROUND 1!

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**Remember, you'll have to vote for one of the heroes to be the winner!"**

"Welcome, to the first round of the MyIGN Superhero Showdown! IN THE FIRST...slightly covered in a sticky syrupy substance..or what I *hope* is syrup...WE HAVE The Waffle Master (Nagato188)! In the other corner, WE HAVE, J-Rod (Mariosonic12). Alright, gentlemen. Let's have a good, clean fight. Because I don't want to clean up anything."

BEGIN

Both men are equally nervous. They've trained their whole lives for this moment. The Waffle Master, still covered in stickiness, is preparing what looks like the waffle equivalent to a Batarang? Interesting.

"So," The Waffle Master says, "who shall make the first move?"

"I won't make the first move, but I'll certainly bust a move."

Suddenly, J-rod begins pelvic thrusting and spinning in circles. Some sort of ritual? Uncertain. But...wait...is that, music?

Oranges?! It's raining Oranges. I, I've never seen anything like this before. The Waffle Master looks equally confused. These oranges aren't normal, though. They have faces....faces one should only see in nightmares, oh god they're terrible. J-rod, still continuing to thrust is nether-regions, begins to sing along to the catchy tune. The creepy orange men, or whatever they are, line up in front of The Waffle Master and begin....Oh dear god I can't even describe the horror I am witnessing. The Waffle Master seems fixed, as if in some sort of trance.

"Please," Someone in the audience shrieks, "someone make this torture stop!!"

The Waffle Master, snapping out of his hypnosis, throws the...Wafflerang?...down the line of Orange men, knocking them over one by one. When his waffle returns to his grasp, he stares at J-rod.....with the worst stare you could ever imagine....worse than the care-bear stare or the "overly attached girlfriend' meme stare...His eyes begin to glow yellow, and J-rod looks terrified.

"It's not true!" J-rod, Screams. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Believe it, J-rod.....SEE THE TRUTH...SEE IT WITH YOUR EYES....YOUR SPECIAL EYES.....everything you know has been a lie...those men aren't oranges....THOSE MEN ARE DANCING ANTHONY RETONDO'S (Gameguy523)."

The line of orange men suddenly shift into even stranger creatures with wavy hair. Still orange as ever, though, but slightly, and I do mean only slightly, less creepy. The song the orange men have been dancing to this entire time ends, and begins a new song.

J-rod collapses to the ground, weakened by his own men. The strange gingers surround him, prancing and..what looks like...terrible lip singing? around him...Things are looking bad for J-rod...

"Hahaha! It seems defeat will surely come to you, J-rod!" The Waffle Master gloats.

"You haven't seen every trick of mine, Waffle Masterbationer."

Little did The Waffle Master know, but J-rod always keeps a copy of CHRONO TRIGGER in his trousers! He throws CHRONO TRIGGER at the Waffle Master, and it sticks to his chest...'Gotta love being covered in Syrup. (I know I do.) The Little Anthonys screech in delight as they begin to attack The Waffle Master violently...Sort of like 65pmblair when Sly Cooper 4 came out.

Things aren't looking too well on either side. Will J-rod's new men be effective in this battle? Will The Waffle Master stop being sticky?

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!

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Alright, so, not bad for a first round I hope? Hopefully you enjoyed reading this, as much as I enjoyed writing it. Now, here's how this will work. You vote for ONE hero, either The Waffle Master, or J-rod, to win in this battle. Next Saturday, when the new round begins, I shall put a short conclusion in there announcing who won.

I would just like to personally thank everyone for participating in this! Not only is this really fun for me, but I'm hoping it brings some of the MyIGN community back together like the Good Ol' Days :3

Some short comments on these heroes, though, which I shall do for every hero in these beginning rounds.

The Waffle Master: Your character's power was amazingly odd. I wasn't sure how to incorporate it with J-rod here, but I think it worked pretty well! And since you didn't give me a description, I imagined a super sticky man covered in waffles as your hero. I think I'm in love. :)

J-Rod: Your character has....What I mean is, your character is.....well....Hmmm. How to put this...Dancing orange men. Dancing....Orange Men....Daaaaaaaaaaancing oraaaaaaaaaaange meeeennnnnnnnnnn........I just. I burst out laughing while typing this, and imaging you pelvic thrusting to summon them.

Hopefully you are happy with how this first one turned out! If not, let me know what you think in the comments! :3

- Blair (The Bestest Sly Cooper Fangirl Ever)

MyIGN Superhero Showdown Saturday Session ROUND 2!

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PREVIOUSLY....

When last left our heroes, The Waffle Master and J-rod, a bunch of dancing gingers were Kreygasming over a copy of Chrono Trigger that was stuck to Waffle Master.

"You gonna die!" J-rod shouts, as the Dancing Anthony's screech in delight and swipe at The Waffle Master's face. The dancing Anthony's manage to rip the copy of Chrono Trigger free from the stickiness of Waffle's chest, and disappear to the realm of Twitch TV. In their place, a collection of creepy oranges remains.

"Well. This is certainly a....sticky situation." The Waffle Master collapses on the ground, and J-rod pelvic thrusts his way to the winner's circle.

Well, that's it. The winner of Round 1 is J-rod, who will move on to the next sessions! Keep on thrusting your nether regions to victory, J-rod!

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Round Two! GhandiLovesChachi vs. MJO1450

There she is, just listening to music, when all of the sudden a strange man appears in her bedroom.

"Come with me." The stranger says, and takes her away to some sort of Arena. Another man is there as well, the female instantly fell in love with him. With his luscious locks of hair, such as Aphrodite has, and that shining body of the great Buddha. This stranger gave off the impression of being an incredibly wise creature. Wise, and very sexy. Her captor releases the female in the arena, and she immediately runs into the arms of the sexy stranger. Did I mention he was really, really sexy?

"Who...are you?" She asks him, with the look of lust in her eyes.

"My name is GhandiLovesChachi, my dear. And you, need to head back to my dressing room. I will see you later."

GLC (because I'm too lazy to type out your entire name each time) throws the woman into what looks like the honeymoon suite of a five star hotel. Complete with steamy hot tub and a heart-shaped, rose petal covered bed.

"Did you REALLY think that would work against me, MJ?" GLC says.

"Nope. I just needed to buy some time to complete my army."

Turning, GLC sees...Women. Women everywhere. While GLC was busy with the other female, MJ was quickly gathering up other ladies to use in his army. The women, upon seeing the majestic GLC, scream in delight and rush towards him. Crowding him and preventing him from moving.

"Ladies, Please! There is enough of me to go around! Form a single file line!"

While GLC was consumed by the presence of females, MJ was certain this battle was over. Eventually, GLC would decide that girls were way more important than winning this battle, and he would quit on his own accord. However, GLC was wiser than that.

"Ladies, Ladies. If you just give me five more minutes, I'll be with you shortly. Right now, you beautiful girls need to just head on off to my dressing room and wai-"

Before he could finish, a herd of wild Brothers come rushing into the arena.

"Who is the wise guy that stole our sisters?!" they cry. The sisters disappear, hopefully back to their bedrooms, but who knows!

GLC, taking this perfect opportunity, did what any smart person would have done. He pointed his finger at MJ, and shouts at the top of his lungs,

"IT WAS HIM! HE IS THE SINISTER SISTER STEALER!"

The brothers all rush upon MJ, and begin...in basic terms, beating the living crap out of him.

Given this opportunity, GLC heads back to his dressing room for a quick break, and he sees the woman from earlier.

"So. I never did catch your name." He says to her.

"Oh, you can call me...Sam's Sister."

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I figured that was an alright place to end! So, things are looking bloody for MJ, and things are looking steamy for Ghandi, but only you can decide who will win!

Vote For Who You Want To Win, MJ or GhandiLovesChachi, and Results Will Be In The Next Episode!!!

Once again, some commentary from me.

MJ: Your hero. I just had to make him steal Sam's sister. There was no other option. YOU GAVE ME NO CHOICE.

GhandiLovesChachi: Your character is just...Oh my goodness. XD The description of your hero was brilliant in the blog, so I hope I got him alright here. Although it took me some serious editing, because the first draft sounded like a bad Porn between you and sam's sister >_>

Thanks for reading, See you next week!

Original Blog

Battle Roster

ROUND 1

Crazy Raccoon Girl Teaches Two Noobs to play D&D (Also Updates!)

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Alright, So some updates and an amazing story!

Update #1:

I *once again* Apologize for not being as active as I was a little while ago, but I've been going through a roller coaster of emotions. My boyfriend of 1.5 (can I just round up to 2?) years and I broke up annnd it was a little bit crazy for awhile. I'd go into detail, but I don't think it matters at this point. The real point is, I'm over it and available for purchase from Amazon.com (makeup)

Update #2:

Eventually I will start up the superhero thing again...but right now my heart just isn't in it. I need to take some time for myself and just get my thoughts together. I am sorry to all of you who have been waiting patiently and bearing with me, I really appreciate it!

Update #3:

Does anyone else think The Sly Cooper movie should come out next year? I sure do.

 

AND NOW TO THE MAIN PART OF THE BLOG!

 

So, I play D&D. 3.5 edition and the new 5th edition (Beta Tester FTW!). I jokingly told JoseOmatic that I would teach him if he wanted to learn, and he actually accepted. HOWEVER. He also got Gameguy523 (Anthony) to join as well. So...teaching these two was a complete chore.

I figured 5th edition would be the easiest for these Noobs because it's pretty basic and I was only teaching them some basic stuff. It started with Character Creation (Which took about 2 hours..). Anthony chose to be a Dwarven Druid (although he later found out necromancers exist, and when I refused to make him one he proceeded to mock me forever) and Jose chose a Human Paladin (For all those Yu-Gi-Oh fans, he was modeled after Black Luster Soldier). Anthony's Full Character was Glenn, but to spite him I wrote on his character sheet that he was known as Glenn Beck. Jose's character was named Alexander, because he is so original.

As a side note, I can't count the number of times Jose said, "We're supposed to be taking notes?" So I was in charge of all of his character's stats and abilities XD

After character creation was finished, it was time for me to start the encounter. This was a bit difficult considering I was making things up as we went on XD

Glenn (Anthony) and Alexander (Jose) were hired by King Sam to locate the missing Chaos Emerald. They were to explore the town and gather any information they could find. They started their way towards the bar when a drunken man stops Anthony and tries to seduce him. Jose pushes him away and knocks him down to save his friend. They then step on his booty and proceed into the bar. They interview the bartender, but learn absolutely nothing. They then hear some strange guy muttering about an emerald in the corner of the room. Jose tries to sweet talk him, but in the end has to use persuasion to get any answers.

They find out his name is Dave, and he was hired by Gengar to retrieve the emerald for him, but just as he and his crew were about to steal it, they were almost caught. Dave begs Jose to clear his name, and Jose agrees...until him and Anthony go to leave the bar and Jose tells the guard that Dave needs to be arrested for not cooperating and plotting to steal the emerald. Dave breaks into tears in the middle of the road as he being dragged out and Jose and Anthony carry on their way.

Still trying to find some more info, they stop at a local newsstand. (I believe it was at this point that for excellent role-playing I gave Anthony the ability to raise squirrels from the dead) The newsboy tells the adventurers about some strange purple cloaked figures (One of them holding a plush raccoon) heading into the inn and looking up to no good. Jose pays the boy one copper piece and continues towards the inn.

Before heading into the Inn, the boys stop at a local clothing store to pick up some Purple-dyed cloaks. Anthony shape-shifts into a rat and hides inside Jose's pocket. Once inside, Jose informs the Innkeeper that he was "In the bathroom" and lost his friends. After a successful persuasion check, the Innkeeper tells Jose that the purple cloaked freaks are in the Penthouse suite upstairs, but he's not getting up there until he buys a pass. Refusing to spend any more money, the adventurers send Rat-Boy Anthony upstairs to get the scoop on things.

Anthony manages to sneak inside the room and hide inside a potted plant with some Green Army Men. He sees 4 purple cloaked figures, one of them female, and the raccoon plushie on the bed. After listening for awhile, it's determined that these people are members of the Cooper Cultists, and they were hired by Gengar to steal the Chaos Emerald, which they have to deliver tomorrow morning to him at the docks. Anthony heads back downstairs and tells Jose what he learned. The boys rent a room on the floor below them, and plan their line of attack.

Once 11:30pm hit in the game, they made their way up to the penthouse door. Anthony changed into a Bear and knocked on the door, ready to make an un-BEAR-able pun. However, he was electrocuted. Jose broke the door down to see the four figures standing before them with fiery hands ready.

**I should point out, these cultists are based on various IGNers**

The first figure was the female with blonde hair and the raccoon plushie (ME),

The second looked almost like Aladdin(Pkmn_trainer_brown ROSS) and had sand-brown skin, the Third had cat ears on his cloak and looked slightly asian (Ticloudus, JOHNNY) and the fourth was incredibly sexy and overwhelming (Ghandiloveschachi)

The battle begins and it is most brutal. Jose is almost dropped, but he recovers by touching himself. Anthony tries to give the Ross-Cultist a loving pat after he begged for forgiveness, but ends up reducing him to a sandcastle. The Johnny-Cat eared cultist jumps out the window rather than be obliterated by a bear and a crazy Paladin, and the Ghandi-Cultist sneezes and burns himself, and is then murdered by the adventurers.

Thinking that it would be good to keep one of them alive to locate the emerald, they try to stop the Female Cooper Cultist. A detect magic check from Jose determines that some strange voodoo is coming from the Raccoon plushie on the bed, and a perception check reveals that the Female Cultist keeps looking over at it defensively. Anthony turns back into a dwarf and dashes for the plushie, and when the female cultist launches a fireball at him, accidentally destroys the plushie herself.

She passes out on the ground and awakes only to be tied to the bed and have a mustache drawn on her. (at this point, Anthony is now the MustachMancer). She tells the party she remember being given a Raccoon Plush by her friend, and then she woke up here. The boys believe her and after some more interrogating they find out that the Emerald is stored away safely in the basement of the Inn, and that in the morning it must be taken to Gengar. They leave the Inn, but leave The Female Cultist tied up with ANOTHER mustache drawn on her.

The boys dress up in cloaks and take a FAKE emerald to the docks to meet Gengar. Gengar arrives in a Red cloak and wonders what happened to Blair and the rest of her party. The boys say that Blair is tied up and waiting for him, and they give him the emerald. More interested in the Female cultist than anything, he glances at the emerald, says "It's legit." and follows the adventurers to his doom. He is arrested at the inn, and later taken to prison.

King Sam is overjoyed to receive his Chaos Emerald back, and offers the boys 6,000 GP and a night with his Sister.

 

Alright, So. My experience with this....?

It was so much fun!! I've never really DM'd before, and I've really only ever helped people create characters. It was a blast to just joke around with these two goofballs and have a mini campaign. They absolutely made my night.

Would I do it again?

Hell, No.   Of Course! I did promise Anthony that I would try to make his next character a necromancer, but put him in a place where necromancy is totally useless. :D

 

Anyway. Thanks for the amazing night, Guys. I hope you had fun!

 

Stay beautiful, IGN!

- Blair Cooper

Crazy Raccoon Girl Receives Gifts from a Hedgehog!

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Hello, IGNERS!

 

Today (and by Today I mean like 20 mins ago) I GOT THE BESTEST THINGS IN THE MAIL From SAM! (SAM_31007)

LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES!!

First up, AN AMAZING SLY COOPER DRAWING! (With a note that says "Thank you for being my awesome friend")

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Such amaze. Wow. Much like. :D

SECOND!

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KINGDOM HEARTS 1.5 REMIX! <3 I can relive the glory of 1 with many awesome bonuses, and finally play Re:chain of memories! ^_^

 

Oh, and yes..

 

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GUYS HE SENT A CIRCLE BUTTON. THERE IS A CIRCLE BUTTON THERE. L:SDKJFKLDSJFLDSKJFLSDJK!

 

So, I'm obviously very excited and very happy about these things! It's been one hell of a time for me these past few weeks, and this has just made me so grateful for amazing friends.

Also, Sam. You had to have known I'd make a blog 20 minutes before I have to leave for class!

EVERYONE GO TELL SAM HOW AWESOME HE IS, RIGHT NOW!

Sam, Thank you soooo much! I love these! :)

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I actually found a frame in my closet, so your picture shall be forever by The Sly Cooper "WANTED" poster JoseOmatic gave to me! ^_^

Thank you so much again!

~~~ Blair (Sly Cooper)

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